Finally starting to gut the garage... [Updated 12/19]

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12/19/2018 at 19:27 • Filed to: Casa de Zoidberg

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One dead rat so far, evidence of at least one live one. 10/10 would purchase from hoarders again.

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[Update: 12/19]

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Highlights thus far:

- two dead rats

- countless animal droppings

- evidence that a feral cat lived in here for a long time (sweet, free rodent control)

- carpet rolls from the ‘ 80s

- first dump run was 380 lbs

So much left to do...


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2018 at 16:07

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That coffee can is probably 60 years old, and some others don’t look much younger.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2018 at 16:09

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Come on , that’ s good paint. You could like paint the inside of your garage with it.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2018 at 16:14

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Does your garage have tin siding on it?


Kinja'd!!! HoustonRunner > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2018 at 16:38

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Ugh. The worst is getting rid of the paint, chemicals, etc. Back before we knew any better it just went down the storm drain or in the trash .

But now you have to find the city / county place that will take it, make sure you have proof of residence, find one that is actually open during hours you can take it there, then wait in line because it is the only place open reasonable hours in the entire city of 4+ million people.....

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Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2018 at 16:45

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This looks safe.

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Also next time I see you I’m fixing that rear plat th e long boi.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > HoustonRunner
12/19/2018 at 17:05

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Clicked in to say this.  It always seems harder than it should be to get around to disposing of that stuff.


Kinja'd!!! someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2018 at 17:39

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mmm extra leaded paint


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > shop-teacher
12/19/2018 at 18:05

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Yep


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2018 at 19:13

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Cool


Kinja'd!!! BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2018 at 19:47

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I look the other way when the neighborhood cats come into the (detached) garage in the winter, because i hate mice. 


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2018 at 19:49

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Sell the 80s carpet to hipsters and make money. 


Kinja'd!!! Wrong Wheel Drive (41%) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2018 at 19:58

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Look at the brightside, you have a garage! All the other junk just adds character. Or flavor in the case of the rat feces/carcasses. I really hope to have a garage that I can do with it as I please some day in the future. I really hate having a garage now that I can’t do anything but park my car in. Especially since I have ample room to work on my car and not bother anybody. 


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2018 at 20:01

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When you’re done you should get another feral cat just to be safe 


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Spaceball-Two
12/19/2018 at 20:43

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Please 


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2018 at 20:52

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I’ve been busy cleaning out a shop for months. So far 10 dump loads and two loads of scrap metal. Heaviest load 4600lbs to the dump. Almost 8000lbs scrap. 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Wrong Wheel Drive (41%)
12/19/2018 at 21:25

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Oh I'm fine. The "needs TLC" aspect likely knocked tens of thousands of dollars off the price of the home because people don't like to get dirty.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > M.T. Blake
12/19/2018 at 21:26

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Good Lord


Kinja'd!!! Merfthemadmauler > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2018 at 21:33

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Looks like a potential wood shop.


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/19/2018 at 21:37

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That’s half of what was pulled out of the shop. Filled up 12ft dump trailer with 4ft sides, plus another 1/3 load of the good scrap aluminum and copper.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > HoustonRunner
12/19/2018 at 21:50

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It really seems like they want people to just dump stuff sometimes. We have a couple pallets of random cans and bottles of thing s of varying toxicity that no junk people  will pick up, and the city doesn’t have anywhere to dispose of it.


Kinja'd!!! Longtime Lurker > Chariotoflove
12/20/2018 at 00:07

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As hard as you think that is, It’s ten times harder to get rid of two  55 gallon drums of sulfuric acid.


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
12/20/2018 at 02:15

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Are they actually good at that? My coddled house cat just meows when he sees things he could catch.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/20/2018 at 06:29

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still cleaner than my garage and house.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Longtime Lurker
12/20/2018 at 09:48

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Oh yeah, I bet.